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Which one is the real annoying mail!?
Hello, I'm Ryo Tanaka. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Hey, hey, I'm Ryo Tanaka. Yeah!
Do you receive annoying mails from your girlfriend?
Sometimes.
Recently, I received annoying mails from my girlfriend.
I thought it would be fine if she already knew about it.
So I went to her store and asked for it.
Then, she sent me about 100 emails every day.
I'm hungry.
I'll show you a picture.
I'll pay you.
You'll pay me.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you four questions.
You sent me many annoying emails that you received from your viewers.
So you got about 3,000 emails.
Wow!
So I chose...
So many annoying emails.
One of them is the annoying mail I thought of.
The other one is the annoying mail you thought of.
The real annoying mail.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Aren't they all annoying?
They're all annoying.
What are you talking about?
They're all annoying.
I'm sure you've seen through some of them.
You're going to see through the ones you haven't seen, right?
That's right.
Question 1
This is a celebrity-type question.
Oh, I've heard of it.
I've heard of it from Mikey McGuckie.
I've heard of it from you, too.
No. 1
I just talked to Rino, and I contacted you because I wanted to see you after a long time.
It was close to my birthday, wasn't it?
If you don't mind, let's have a meal together for my birthday.
It's been a while, but I hope I'm not wrong about my contact information.
Jun
Oh!
Matsumoto?
Jun calls you?
This is all mail from Matsumoto.
No. 2
Happy birthday!
You're 21 now, aren't you?
When I was 21, I was desperate to get more work, both individually and in groups.
Does it matter what I say?
Anyway, I'll do whatever I can, so you should do your job too, Jun.
Okay, last one.
Congratulations! You've won my birthday party.
If you sign up for my address, you'll get a voucher.
I didn't choose this party, but the judge did.
You're one of my choice.
I'm looking forward to meeting you, love warrior.
From Jun Matsumoto, with love.
I'm happy for you.
You're happy for me?
That's all for the first three questions.
I thought of one more.
You're hiding a lot of things this time.
I'll send you a real annoying e-mail.
From Toshimitsu, please.
Isn't it number 3?
It's easy, number 3!
Number 3 for me too!
This is like an URL or an address.
It's like a fortune-telling, but it has a banal effect.
It applies to everyone.
I'll tell you the answer.
The answer is...
Number 2!
I thought it'd be number 1!
Are you kidding me? Think about it and tell me!
You're the only one who knows what you're aiming for.
You have a good sense!
This is the answer.
It's not just a picture of Jun.
This is Matsumoto.
This is Jun down here.
This is Matsumoto and Jun.
Number 3 is me.
Stop it!
It's suspicious that you're number 1.
Okay, I won't hide anything.
The second question is...
"Lies of shit".
This is a lie!
There's a title and main text.
Title...
Makkiro, 3,000 meters under sea level, main text...
Danzai, danzai, danzai, danzai, danzai, danzai, danzai...
Scary...
I'd be depressed if I read it.
Depressed...
What?
I don't have anything to say.
The title is...
Hello from inside the toilet.
Main text...
Are you okay with this?
Huh?
Number 3...
Hot chikuwa in your nose.
Main text...
Show me your performance one more time.
Whaaaat?!
What's up with this stupid email I sent to Shingen?
It's not Shingen's email!
What?! What are you trying to do?!
I'm too bored!
You're too bored...
What can I drink with this?
I can't see it...
I'm bored...
I think it's number 3!
Number 1 is...
I feel like Shibayu often says words like "danzai" or something like that...
Okay, next up is Shimizu-san.
Okay, number 1 for me.
"danzai" and "danzai" and "danzai" aren't funny, you know?
It makes people uncomfortable.
And the only people who say those words are Yumemaru in Tokai.
Okay, Shimizu-san, go ahead.
I think it's number 3, but...
I don't know if it's the same as Yumemaru's...
The real stupid email is...
Number 3!
Whaaaat?!
Okay, okay, okay!
Number 1 is Shibayu!
Whaaaat?!
Stop it, you!
Okay, next up is number 3.
It's from the Madaruto website.
I'm good at this one.
This one is...
The title is "shit" and it only has "url" in it.
I'll just say the title.
Number 1!
A lot of clothes and a bed in the pool...
And drinking a cup of url...
This is fun!
Number 2!
I can't laugh...
This is annoying...
A book in a paper bag...
I don't want to laugh like this...
Number 3!
A dramatic Dick Ninja's Shikotama Analysis Book...
Read it properly!
A dramatic Dick Ninja's Shikotama Analysis Book...
I'm done!
Yeah...
This is number 2!
But I think it's number 2.
That kind of sexy Dick Ninja's Shikotama Analysis Book...
It's like...
Nakadashi or something like that...
I think it's something like that.
There's no Nakadashi either.
We only look for Nakadashi in your show!
Nakadashi has nothing going on with you, though...
Oh, actually, Number two doesn't have Nakadashi either.
Oh, what, what was it?
Is he your big fan?
I'm not really into him.
(Laughs)
I have chosen Number One!
Number One was also easy to understand...
Like fans in pools or salt ponds and stuff...
When I saw "thick ninja" I was like, "Huh? Is it too late for that?"
"Thick ninja", huh?
(Laughing)
The real "fucking annoying mail" is...
(Thinking)
Number 2!
Alright!
Number 2, huh...
It's just like you thought, Mushi-san.
Number 100 is written by Nakano-shi, after all.
No, Nakano-shi isn't in there.
(Laughing)
I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
I think elementary school kids will push it.
I can't think straight.
I want to go somewhere abnormal.
(Laughing)
Elementary school kids?
Elementary school kids talk in "ero".
(Laughing)
They put "ero" in the engine.
(Laughing)
2 points?
2 points.
1 point?
1 point.
Oh, you're getting older.
I'm getting older.
"Thick annoying mail" is no good.
You're eating it, aren't you?
(Laughing)
The narrator is eating it.
(Laughing)
Alright, last one. Number 4!
Alright!
It's a famous person, Jean Ludwig.
Ah, yes.
And...
"Toukai on Air".
What!?
(Laughing)
Seriously!?
What!?
You got that kind of mail?
"Toukai on Air".
If you said it, you'd win!
"Toukai on Air" annoying mail...
Should we have the three of you think about it?
(Laughing)
And then...
Maybe we should add someone close to the real thing.
What's that!?
"Toukai on Air" annoying mail...
Please think about it, you three!
I just thought of it!
For now...
Let's just take a hint...
Let's just take this material.
That's right.
Alright!
We did it!
Let's have Toshimitsu send us a message on "Toukai on Air".
Ah, I got it.
"Toukai on Air"'s Ryo here!
Nice to meet you!
Hey, hey!
Ore, ro, ze!
Say, yay!
My friend asked me for your number.
Ha, ha!
Let's go out for dinner next time!
I found a delicious Italian restaurant!
The restaurant looks like this!
I'm waiting for your reply!
You're lying!
You're right! I noticed it!
I'll send you the last message!
I'm Tetsuya from Tokai-on-Air.
Nice to meet you!
I'm sending an email to a random address and shooting a video to see if I can meet you there.
If you don't mind, can we meet somewhere? I'm waiting for your reply.
Wow!
You're serious about comparing lies, aren't you?
Isn't it a little ridiculous?
It's definitely not bullshit.
It's a lie! It's a lie!
It's a lie!
It's just an email screen.
You're good at making things up.
I'll send you the last message!
I'm a manager of Tokai-on-Air.
I'm sorry for sending you an email all of a sudden.
Tokai-on-Air now has about 100 million yen in YouTube revenue, and we are trying to distribute revenue to make you happy.
To participate, please apply by visiting the following URL.
It's like Maezawa's million yen plan.
It's like that.
The winner of the fourth question is...
Toshimitsu!
You're good at Toshimitsu.
It's the best thing anyone could think of.
I'll send you a message from Tokai-on-Air.
Stop, stop. I'll send you the email address of the restaurant we talked about yesterday.
I'd like to contact you, but...
Isn't it real?
No, no, no.
Is it okay?
Is that what you mean?
I'm sure it's real, Tetsuya-kun!
Is it really?
Didn't you receive my email?
Tomorrow is another shoot, so call me as soon as you see it.
Even if you call Toshibichi, it's fine.
It's real, right?!
It's real?
You're serious?!
Mushi-san got mad at me again today. Will you comfort me?
It's real, right?!
Tetsuya, come here for a second!
Sorry for getting mad at you.
I'm mad at you, Tetsuya.
You're always like this.
Sorry for getting mad at you.
I'm going to use someone else's email address as bait
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm angry because I believe in you, so I'll do what I can.
Don't say that.
Apologize to everyone.
What is this?
I don't know if you'll comfort me or not.